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A blonde calls up the fire department to report a fire at her house.
The person on the other end says,'stay calm mam.
Now how do we get there?'
The blonde replies,'Duhh! Big red truck!'

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Top Ten Reasons
To Leave Your Truck In Primer.

• 10. You can wash it with Comet.
• 9. You don't have to buy a truck cover.
• 8. You can paint your truck in the parking lot with grocery store primer.
• 7. No more worrying about getting door dings.
• 6. You can stand on the roof to look around...
• 5. You don't have to worry as much about it getting stolen.
• 4. No more sleepless nights trying to decide what color to paint it.
• 3. If you forget lawn chairs, you can sit on the fenders.
• 2. You don't have to do the bodywork until you're good and ready.
• 1. You can use a pencil to do your pinstriping, lettering & graphics.
  If you need to remember a phone number, you can write it on the fender.